Friday, December 16, 2011

In Lieu of Fruitcake




As this time of year rolls around, it’s hard to be anything but reflective, and perhaps a bit sentimental.  We sincerely are grateful for all we possess, including a sizable percentage of our blog reading audience - you personally.  Where would this blog be without you, and the handful of other loyal readers?  We don’t know.

Writing a blog for a small audience is immensely satisfying, and today we thank each of you for taking this journey with us - reading this dreck month after month. 

Thank you SpongeB0bKnowPants.  Your retort to our sixth straight article about the importance and significance of branding warmed our hearts…and twisted our heads.  You’ve been quick with a joke and to light up our smoke, and there’s no place that we’d rather be either.  Your support is unquantifiable by our antiquated mathematic processes.  Muchacho gracias senor!

Thank you mister 6foot8sandwiches.  You are a real mench.  A real haymishe gentleman.  Without you, we’d have one less reader, and that’s significant, to us.  It was you who inspired our post about the connection between individualism and cubism.  Your words mean so much.  Your grandeur is only exceeded by your volume, and for that, we thank you from the bottom of our bloodpumper.

Thank you CLEIGHMattewsFiddy2.  It has been an honor to share the Internet field with you.  As the first, and only, to challenge our notion of vertical brand calibrated amplitude, you astutely pointed out that a) there is no such thing, and b) if there were, we would be approaching backwards.  Thank you sir! 

Lastly, we thank you KatCatLayD.  Your observations delivered our brains a punch to the face, your laughter considerably funnier than the joke.  Your presence drove us beyond our limitations and over walls neither imagined nor real.  Thank you for never letting up, and for never letting us down. 

To you, our loyal fans, we are deeply appreciative.  Thank you for keeping this blog our own little secret.  No matter how ambitiously we scoop, our largest helping of gratitude is far less than what you deserve.  Thank you.