The Juice -- Aris

For Valentine’s Day, we thought we’d give you all a special treat, an inside peek at our own code (and love) monkey, Aris. Aris, of course, is not spelled with a “d,” but if it were, it would definitely be spelled with two D’s for a “double dose of his pimping.” Aris works the Interwebs here at dg, making websites and off-color remarks, and basically providing all the dreamy eye-candy we can handle.

So here, gentle readers, sit back and imagine yourself cuddled on a soft rug by a warm fire, sipping cognac and making small talk. Go ahead. Ask those questions you always wanted to.


Q1 – Why advertising?
To slip subliminal messages into our ads that will facilitate continuing seasons of the 1980’s “Buck Rogers” (minus Twiki). 



Q2 – Aside from working at d+g, what experiences have you had on the job that have shaped who you are today?
That would have to be when I was a Male Erotic dancer. I learned that sex sells. I learned a lot more, but not much I can share with you here. (Editor's note: Aris actually has worked as an erotic dancer, and may still freelance for the right price.)



Q3 – What is your favorite reality show?
What’s a reality show?



Q4 – What superpower do you harness that is mostly concealed to your co-workers and clients?
The power to (CENSORED) myself in a meeting and not even flinch.



Q5 – What is your favorite thing about d+g?
Gavin’s experimental English.



Q6 – Favorite South Florida eating establishment?
I’m playing the field right now.
 


Q7 - What sites, blogs, etc do you frequent and how often?
The Daily Rotten for my dose of news of the weird.

Sorry, gentle readers, but I'm afraid your dream date has come to an end. Time to snap out of it and get yourselves back to work. Have a Happy Valentine’s Day!